Camping meme
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RULEZ
1. PICK TEN CHARACTERS
2. DON'T LOOK AHEAD
3. ANSWER QUESTIONS
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CHARATCERZ
1. Ahsoka Tano
2. Zee Hatcher
3. Night
4. Eighth Brother
5. Zipporah Chance
6. Jim Abbott
7. Finn
8. Hardcase
9. Christopher Jayarahman
10. Kaeden Larte
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1. All of them are camping, where are they camping? - I dunno, but I’m setting this on a hiking trail in the northern United States
2. 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 are in one tent. How do they feel about this? - I call bull on 5 to a tent unless they’re sardining, but I’m just going to say right now that the rest of them had better be glad that I didn’t pick any of the characters above 6’3. This tent is the gay solidarity tent because everyone in this tent is either canonically gay or I headcanon them strongly as such, so that’s a thing. Ahsoka, Night, Zip, and Finn get along swimmingly and because they’re so positive, poor Christopher gets a break for once in his damn life and joins the fun. They probably stay up late talking and Night and Zip trade speedster tips. Night takes on kind of a mentor-type attitude to Zip and it’s the cutest thing.
3. 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10 are in another tent, how do they react? - This tent is a bit more chaotic, and by a bit, I mean that Kaeden wants to set her hair on fire. Zee wants everyone to make friends, and it goes smoothly so long as Kaeden and Hardcase are involved, but Jim is just a general bag of slime and is nasty to the others, especially since they’re kids. Hardcase doesn’t take kindly to that kind of shit, so he starts an argument with Jim, and Eighth Brother just wanted to sleep and didn’t want to get involved in this, but he begins to take Jim’s side, so Kaeden gets involved against them. Eventually, everyone just fights themselves out and they sleep with little fanfare.
4. Each group sets up their own tent, who knows what they are doing? Which group sets up faster? - Group one: teamwork makes the dreamwork. They’d be done quickly if their speedsters just read the directions and Chris wasn’t clueless about anything that isn’t a cybernetic. Finn and Ahsoka end up holding down the fort and giving directions. Group two all think they’re in charge or just want to help, their tent takes ages, and in the end, Kaeden and Zee just set it up while the others argue.
5. CAMPFIRE!!!!! Who's the pyro? - Hardcase is the obvious pyro, he tries poking everything into the fire, and is absolutely the dumbass who makes the flamethrower out of the aerosol can. Jim joins him and shows him how to control the aerosol can.
6. 3 and 4 make s'mores, are they successful? - Eighth Brother is willing to step aside and let Night do it once she says she knows how to do it. He moves in to help when he gets the hang of it. All the s’mores are burnt, bless those two impatient souls.
7. 1 wants to make a s'more but catches 10's hair on fire. Explain the situation. - When Kaeden said she wanted to set her hair on fire, she didn't mean literally. Though Ahsoka’s gotten better at that “look before you leap” thing over time, sometimes she still jumps the gun and may have accidentally held her s’more stick in a reverse grip near Kaeden. She notices and puts it out before much damage is done, but Kaeden is understandably angry.
8.2 and 9 try to climb a tree, who falls out? - It’s Christopher—I don’t know if the man could pull himself up to the first branch. Zee is short, but once he gets going, he gets going.
9. 5 needs to go to the bathroom. Where do they go? - If there’s some sort of bathroom within running distance of the camp, she uses that, but Zip doesn’t strike me as the type to feel squeamish about squatting behind a tree.
10. 6 and 7 knock the tent of one of the teams over. What were they doing? - Finn, a good judge of moral character if there ever was one, probably figured out that Jim is a class-a scumbag and a fight ensues. Problem is, Jim brought a knife, and while Finn was able to dodge it, team 2’s tent wasn’t so lucky. Team 2 now unites in hatred against Jim because their tent is useless and of course there’s mosquitoes, why wouldn’t there be mosquitoes.
11. The tentless team has to sleep under the stars. What happens? - Zee consoles Kaeden about her hair, Eighth Brother convinces Hardcase to not fight Jim and give him the cold shoulder, but an unofficial guard shift is instated because seriously, Jim has a knife. They wind up talking for a while, some more than others, they all quietly laugh about Kaeden’s crush on Ahsoka, Zee picks up the slack and talks about his best mates back at home, Hardcase goes in turn, and Eighth Brother declines to comment. Jim pipes up about MC and Cain and everyone listens anyway. Zee and Kaeden have to physically restrain Hardcase when Jim starts going on about manipulating them.
12. A bear comes out of the woods. Who defends the team? - Hardcase, because these are now his friends and he likes them, Zee gets restrained by Kaeden because “no, we cannot fight a bear,” and Eighth Brother doesn’t want to get his ass killed by a bear, so he goes and joins Hardcase.
13. Who is in the bear suit? - Finn’s the only one tall enough to play a bear. It was to get revenge on Jim, and he barely misses a knockout punch from Hardcase and a whipped lightsaber from Eighth Brother.
14. It starts to rain, who is worried about their hair? - Kaeden, because why her hair twice? Thankfully, it’s in a protective style, but still.
15. the camping trip is over. What are peoples thoughts?:
1: Ahsoka loved it until she set Kaeden’s hair on fire. After the bear prank wakes everyone up, team 1 lets team 2 into the tent where they all sit and Kaeden and Ahsoka made up.
2: Zee loves camping! Even if he had to be in a group with two weirdos with fully functioning deadly weapons, he still treasures the friends he made and starts a singalong in the tent after the rain starts. The majority join in.
3: Night now considers Zip a good friend and overall loved her tent. She even likes burnt s’mores, so the incident didn’t turn out too bad. Even the weirdo in the mask wasn’t awful if you let him be an edgelord in peace. She had no compunctions about sprawling out onto people, so she got some sleep, even in crowded tent 1.
4: Eighth Brother would ask himself what he did to deserve this, but honestly, he knows better. It was tolerable, but everyone was a functional person and cheery and he really didn’t know how to handle an environment where he wasn’t constantly trying to one-up and distrust everyone else around him.
5: Zip also loves camping! She embraced it, even with all the snafus, and even tried to make peace with Jim and EB. It didn’t work, but it was still a valiant effort on her part. She and Night go run in the morning, and it feels exhilarating for her to race someone who she can actually be competitive with.
6: Jim hates the outdoors, he hates bugs, and he hates teenagers having fun. Probably enjoyed this experience the least out of everyone, but he really deserves it.
7: Finn’s only experience with camping prior to this had been military simulations, so he was a bit worried, but his tent mates made the experience throughly enjoyable, and he even managed to hit his stride despite Jim. He thinks Ahsoka is really cool and will cherish this experience forever.
8: Even if his tent had some scumbuckets, Hardcase liked it! He thinks Zee is a cool kid.
9: Christopher, despite barely showing up, had a good time! Even if he’s not great at outdoorsy things and didn’t enjoy it to its fullest, being in a tent full of functional people who aren’t grossly manipulative and obsessed with cybernetics did the man some good. Zip even supported that he had to take medication, citing Cindy as to why it helped. He was overjoyed.
10: Kaeden liked it well enough, but wondered why she had to be in the misfortune tent. She ended the night falling asleep in Ahsoka’s lap, so she didn’t consider it too bad though.